Beannachtam na Femle Padraig

On this momentous day I quickly wanted to remind the unemployed of the world of our responsibilities today.

The working folks you know and rely on for free meals want you to enjoy today...they need you to enjoy today!

It is essential to their well being.

Our friends trapped in cubicles, typing endless T.P.S. reports, and sifting through an abusive amount of dull and unnecessary emails look to us in order to make it through their day.

It is our responsibility to get out on this St. Paddy's day and live it up! Call our friends at 10:30am to tell them how great Kell's Irish Pub is and how we've made it through breakfast and our first 5 pints of Guinness. Make them meet us there for lunch so they can pick up the tab and see us in action. Then continue through the night until they can meet up with us there...it would be a good move to have an Irish car bomb set up for when they walk in if you want to continue the free ride for the rest of the night!

To those of you out celebrating this great holiday, cheers! To those trapped in your cube I am drinking for you, cheers! And to those still waking up get a pint in your hand and do your duty, cheers!

I drink to your health when I'm with you,I drink to your health when I'm alone,I drink to your health so often,I'm starting to worry about my own!

When money's tight and hard to get,and your horse is also ran,When all you have is a heap of debt,a pint of plain is your only man.

Here's to women's kisses,and to whiskey, amber clear;Not as sweet as a woman's kiss,but a darn sight more sincere!

Seo sláinte an tséitéara, an ghadaí, an trodaí, agus an óltóra!Má dhéanann tu séitéireacht, go ndéana tú séitéireacht ar an mbás,Má ghoideann tú, go ngoide tú croí mná;Má throideann tú, go dtroide tú i leith do bhráthar, Agus má ólann tú, go n-óla tú liom féin.